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Question by Hi: How do I become a guru (yoga spiritual guide)? Do I need any authorization?
I am 18 years old. I dream becoming a yoga spiritual guide – a guru. What do I have to do about this? Do I need any certificate or what?
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Answer by whydoesapenguin?
You need to purchase a “certificate of currency for spiritual enlightenment” , lodge a Form 31A/B2 with your local office of philosophical empowerment and then stand on your head in the middle of the freeway during a thunder storm with a lightning rod sticking out of your ars*e. After you have done all this you simply need to send me 1 million dollars and your set to go.
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